Sometimes I feel like I am Billy Pilgrim in Slaughter House Five, or Desmond (from LOST) in “The Constant” episode. I seem to have problems with slipping around in time. Sometimes I’m in the future. Mostly I’m in the past, mostly, and many times I hear Tyler Durden telling me “This is the greatest moment of your life and you’re off somewhere missing it. Stay focused on the moment, don’t think about other things just enjoy the moment.” How often am I in the present, not thinking about what happened today or what I will do later, just enjoying right now? I digress.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Things that make me laugh... EVERYTIME!!

or
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

1 Wiener dogs- the are so long and floppy eared and overly confident.

2 My son with his underwear backwards. / when he gets right up to my face and breaths his stinky breath on me.

3 Some one laughing uncontrollably, tears in their eyes.

4 Myself in my sleep.

5 The words
Tickled / / Noodles / Boogie / Scooter/ Booboo/ scooby doo
Sherbet/ Schubert / Doofenshmirtz / octopus/ soup / shampoo
Wiener / Uranus / Nipple/ anything in a candian accent
Suessical / all Suess words pretty much./ turtle/ moose/ wood pecker

6 When people sing the wrong words to a song.

7 Team names at trivia night –Touched by An Uncle, Free Tibet with Purchase of a Large Drink. Nine inch Males.

8 A sit com set up that I see a million miles away

9 Will Ferrell’s President Bush- have some margaritas at Chi Chi’s

10 A platypus – especially Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb- Plus they sound like a beaver lay eggs like a bird, common.

11 Will Ferrell in Elf- I’m singing a song about…

12 How I met Your Mother...wait for it..wait for it…. I think it has some great writing you don’t find around much any more.

13 Ground Hogs Day… it is funny, over..and over..and over!!

14 Unnecessary Censorship – from Jimmy Kimmel

15 Phineas and Ferb- A triangle kids and a rectangle kid, whose sister is a half circle.

16 People act like they heard the words wrong- like a Grandpa saying “start” instead of “stop”
17 Old silent movies – love the physical comedy – “Modern Times”

18 A “SPIT- TAKE” always makes me laugh, mostly because you see it a mile

19 When I try NOT to laugh because it's an inappropriate time!!!!

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