How to time travel 45 minutes into the future

How to time travel 45 minutes into the future

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Fun with Ambien

Materials you will need.

(1-2) Ambien tablets

(1) alarm clock

(1) wooden top

Step 1 --- Forget you read this. You may have to travel back 45 minutes in time to tell yourself not to read this.

Step 2 --- Take 1 to 2 Ambien tablets. Stay awake for 2 hours. This is a great time to watch a romantic comedy or “What Not to Wear” on TLC. Your wife will be happy that you watched something she likes, and you won't remember a thing.

Step 3 --- Set all your clocks forward 45 minutes before you go to bed. Now would be the time to clean the bathroom too. Now reward your body and go to sleep.

Step 4 --- Get up and go to work. Avoid all clocks. You are now 45 minutes in the future!! What will you do??

Important!!!! Avoid seeing yourself!!! This may cause a paradox!!

Step 5 --- Once you are 1 minute from the present catching up to you, position yourself in a spot where you would be able to see your present self pass by undetected á la Timecrimes or Primer.

Option 1 --- If you do see yourself walk by, take the wooden top and spin it. If the top continues to spin for more than 45 seconds, according to Mr. Nolan, you are dreaming, which means you never woke up from the Ambien coma. So, dream up a beautiful women, fly around Egypt or do something fun.

Option 2 --- If you do see yourself, and the top does fall, congratulations -- you actually did it!!!

Please find me and let my past self know that I should sell all of the stocks I own on January 3, 2001, then put all my money into Chipotle stock the day it goes IPO, and that I should not waste my time watching movies like The Box, 2012 or Couples Retreat. I should also check the oil in my Explorer before the engine blows.

Option 3 --- You do not see yourself. Well what the hell, all you did was turn your clock forward. I mean, come on, what did you think would happen? But hey, you finally got to work on time, right?